| 01. | Asshole Of Death | 1 min |
| 02. | Fisting My Granny with a spork | 1 min |
| 03. | eating the rotting flesh goatheds | 1 min |
| 04. | grunting in my dogs bowl | 1 min |
| 05. | incemination of artificial intelligence | 1 min |
| 06. | 231232389723234824 | 1 min |
| 07. | my sister is a french prosititute | 1 min |
| 08. | my throbbing cock | 1 min |
| 09. | listening to led zep while jerking off | 1 min |
| 10. | the fish will kill us all | 1 min |
| 11. | all my friends are made of cheese | 1 min |
| 12. | 1 min | 1 min |
| 13. | just in my minds face of hammers | 1 min |
| 14. | smell my french rings | 1 min |
| 15. | suck my cock and read the radio times | 1 min |
| 16. | uberholes of death | 1 min |
| 17. | old men prefer babies | 1 min |
| 18. | bonza ass | 1 min |
| 19. | juxtapostion of time while playing chess | 1 min |
| 20. | 335555 | 1 min |
| 21. | erttesrtsts | 1 min |
| 22. | kill | 1 min |
| 23. | wank me off | 1 min |