Comments for Paris Hilton, Paris

u remind me of toast in heat.

is the plural form of moose, meese??? ...let me translate this into your langauge for you, Paris: do pies eat children while they sleep with corndogs?

Oh Paris. Thou art luvly. Thou givest me a bloody good ahrd on and I regularly wank myself silly over your pictures on the internet. Any music you have been involved in is crap. Any tv you have ever been involved in is crap. Any acting you have ever done is crap. Face it babe. Thou was born to be naked. Thou was born to be wank fodder. Thou ist a babe. Thou has a nice pert pair of tits; a nice arse and thou hast a fanny wirth straining ones meat and two veg for. Thank you for exisintg, but give up the acting you tart.