Comments for Lennon, John, That Thing You Do

It was vert stupid to make this unnessecary album

Spiderman, do you think the fools from the ruined Beatles site are expanding their evil enterprise to this site too?

Nah, don't think so. If so they would have written stuff like "hate niggers", "hate Beatles" or something else really stupid.

or they would have called me a whore, and you a fag. my, aren't they such great company? makes me proud to be on the internet. and not one of them ever listed a legitamet reason for hating the Beatles (other than the fact that they're deaf, fried on acid, or warped by marlyn manson crap).

they are about to mess these pages up real good. A shame, really.

i think the Beatles site is something of a lost cause. but this page was always here, and i think it might be messed up too. have you seen how many extra idiot pages they've added to the Beatles site?! it's awful! every time i go there, there's about 5 new ones!!! isn't there somewhere else they could go?

Yes, there is,but thy're out to make us mad. Just ignore them. I'm trying to.

flo makes it very hard for me to ignore her. and those idiot pages are just too difficult to ignore. but i should not respond. that would make them even madder!!

Yeah, let's try that.

i will try, but i promise nothing.

I must thank you for bringing some intelligence to these pages again. It used to be a good site, but these morons destroyed it. I was one of the few true fans who stayed, but when John.com said he was giving up, I was thinking about it too. So I'm glad you came and made these pages fun again.:D

well thanks, Spiderman! i'm glad you didn't give up. you are one of the few people i can have a conversation about the Beatles and the solo Beatles with. if you didn't stick around, i'd just be having shouting matches with the marilyn manson people! and if i'm not mistaken, Johnny is back, isn't he?? he was telling us about "rev. 9" and such. anyway, thank you!!

Yeah, it seems like he's back. That made these pages a lot more funnier.

sure did! these pages are a lot of fun; )

Seems like you don't think that anymore. You can't just leave like this !!!What am I supposed to do now ???????????????

i meant the solo pages were fun. relax, Spiderman! i'll still hang around here for awhile.

Great !!! Do you ever visit the Beatles pages nowadays ????

yeah, kind of. i don't comment but i like to read what they are writing now. who is that froggy person? and has Jimmy left too?

and you???

I read the comments on some of the pages, but I very rarely comment anything. Froggies has just showed up, and I think Jimmy is still around.

froggy studies ebonics way too hard, and i wish he/she would choose either caps or lower case. it's annoying. also, he contradicts him/herself constantly. that's annoying too.

i saw this movie today-it's very good.

What movie ??

"that thing you do". have you seen it, Spiderman? if so, was it dubbed in swedish?

We don't dub our films, Heather. I haven't seen it because people say it's not good.

well now. people don't know what the hell they're talking about, Spiderman. don't listen to them, the movie is good. so if you don't happen to speak English, how do you watch a movie? are there Swedish movies?

We all learn english as a second language in Sweden. And the films are texted, a little textbar in the lower part of the image translates the text. We do a lot of films. Have you never heard of Imgmar Bergman ??? What about Greta Garbo ??? She was a swede too. Have you heard any swedish music, or do you know any other known swedish people ???

i know the people you just mentioned-just not very well. and my mother is from Switzerland, if that counts for anything. otherwise, you are the only Swede i know. (i also know Pernilla Weiberg, she is a skier, i think.)

and i've heard abba, ace of base, and the cardigans too.

Wow, i'm impressed. Pernilla Wiberg is the world's greatest downhill skier (atleast she won the world cup). You know heck of a lot more about Sweden than I know about New Mexico.

well what is there to know about New Mexico? the only things really well known here includes Roswell (the alleged ufo crash site) and the birth of the atomic bomb. the only famous persons from here are that guy who won the indie 500 a few years back, and a guy who was in Bonanza. someday, though, my name will be added to the list. (yeah, right)

they will call me "Heather the Great", and rename the state after me. do you have states/provinces/etc. in Sweden?

where are you, Spiderman? why didn't you at least say bye? was it something i said? why don't you ever check your mail box? come back!!

Don't you mean Heather the Pain? - HA HA HA HA

you! i know you'd show up here sooner or later! dammit, boy, what the hell are you trying to do?! are you trying to make me very upset with lame pun? well, you know what, it ain't working!!! i am so cool and calm right now, nothing can get to me...nothing at all. i am totally at one with myself!!!!!

I put that one up 2 weeks ago - surprised you found it now. And who are you calling boy? I'm old enough to be your..............older cousin.

hah, hah! you could be my grandpa! grandpa john.com!

that's why you must respect my wisdom & knowledge.

grandpa, you're senile!

No I didn't see the Nile. I've never been to Egypt.

yes you did! remember? you were there during those Egyptian wars with the fighting robots.

I'm anti war. I'm for peace. I was one of the small %age of this country who protested the Persian Gulf war in 1991. I would not go to any country that had a war going on.

that's lucky for that country!: )

Yea, they can blow up each other without me there.

that was an insult. you should be mad.

I can't get mad at every no-talent insult.

you should. that would make my job much easier. we all know i am a slow-witted fool.

That's why I'm not mad. A well thought-out insult from a genius would hit personally.

ha ha! i'm a fool living on borrowed time!

I returned my borrowed time a while ago - I couldn't afford the interest.

i refinanced it all through the money store.

I'm broke

that's because you didn't refinance anything through the money store.

I invested in too many CD's.

wow, that's funny. it's like, umm, cd has like two meanings or something. there is the, ugh, band cd, and then there's the, ugh, music cd. that's funny.

I think you meant bond - but I do have Band CD's. The Band had some great albums. They might be history though because Rick Danko was arrested in Japan for heroin possession.

yeah, that's what i meant. i can't type very well. what about the byrds? for everything, turn turn turn, there is a season, turn turn...

The Byrds are great. My favorite Byrds song is "Eight Miles High."

i have the Forrest Gump soundtrack. that's all that i know about them. man, i love Forrest Gump!

I liked it. Not my all-time favorite, but I thought it was good. As far as movies go, I'm a Woody Allen fan. I guess his New York City type humor doesn't go over well in New Mexico.

Daddy hates Woody allen. i liked mighty aphrodite.

I liked that one too - you should rent out "Bananas." It's one of my favorite Woody Allen movies.

okay. i just might. what did you think of "bonnie and clyde", the really old movie from way back when? it's one of my favorites. and so is "the seven year itch".

I haven't seen either of them. When my annoying linear algebra class is over, I'm going to start renting movies again.

linear algebra, what is that? i mean- give me an example of a typical equation or so.

I can't type an example - it wouldn't turn out right on hear. It has to do with matricies (a group of rows & colums), adding, multiplying, and performing algebra and calculus operations on them based on confusing thoerms.

sounds like fun. will it have any practical use in your day-to-day life?

It might. I do want to look at parts of the textbook more carefully once the class is over & I can do it at my own slow pace.

you could work out the gas mileage of your car.

I suppose I could, but if I tried getting an accurate reading, I would run out of gas.

a small sacrifice for the sake of science. i have no idea what my mileage is- i'm living off of five dollar fillups. i need some money.

Me too.

where is it that you do get your cash if you're the eternal college student?

Savings, borrowing from my folks (I'll owe alot when I get a real job), and I save for doing expensive things (concerts etc.) by just staying in alot more instead of going to movies etc. That's why I'm on the computer so damn much.

i have often wondered just how much time you do spend online. how much time is it?

How much do you spend, Heather (Or is it flowerchild)????

I spent too much time sitting in front of it. I have my connection through school, so I don't have to pay for any net time. -and I have programming to do for other classes.

Coolness.

not much time for me- only about thirty minutes. i just normally answer correspondance with folks like you, and my other buddies at another site. it really all depends if i'm grounded or not.

So when you're on here alot, like the other day, that meant you were grounded?

If it doesn't matter, I like Heather better. It's a nice name.

Flower child is a way groovy name. But would you like me and John.com changing names all the time. Don't think so!!!

okay, okay. i'll stop it with the flower child stuff. and yes, john, i was grounded. for breaking curfew...but it was sooo worth it!: ) Spiderman, how would you like it if john and i would disappear for months on end without any sort of explanation...uh-huh. that's what i thought! (just kidding, buddy)

What does curfew mean ??? Don't understand the word.

ahh! too much too soon, spiderman! your post just popped up...all i wanted to say was that i am really wrong about what i wrote about froggies up there. she turned out to be really, really cool, and i think she's fantastic. i'm really sorry!

The frog is a nice person (amphibian?), but the ebonics sayonara is still a bit irritating.

What page is she on ????????

she's on the Beatles site. i guess you didn't know...we've gone back there again. let's see. xena, rainbow, jimmy page, me, john, froggies, and some others (?) are there as well. maybe you want to follow? [oh, and i curfew is the time that my parents want me to come home when i go out...when i break curfew, that means i stayed out too late.]

Yea, all of the assholes got bored & left. It's fairly safe to go back there. (if you like discussing U.S. politics or teenage romance, that is)

and what is wrong with that? nothing, i'd say. except maybe for the politics...that i can do without.

Sure, i'll follow !!! On what albums ???????????? Parents in Sweden never get to decide how long we can be out.

look for us on the "hard day's night" and "abbey road" and "butter fly wings", and well, everywhere. i can't even remember all the albums we're at. you'll find us...

Since I don't live in US, their politics is very dull for me. Hell, I even think Sweden's politics is boring. And teenage romance is a funny subject, but maybe i'm not a real teen anymore (i'm soon 20).

when is your birthday, Spiderman?

Uh, the 10th november. Kinda late. But I don't feel like a real teen anymore, that's for sure.

you shouldn't. i wouldn't either. so what are your plans for the future? do you have any ideas yet?

Sweden is socialist, right? (or was it Switzerland) It seems like they do alot of good things. Unemployment is extremly low and there aren't many people living in poverty.

We have a big unemployment. So that makes it hard to have some big plans for the future. But my dream is to be a comic artist or an artist. What about you, Heather ???

oh, i don't think of anything realistic. i'm always imagining myself as a movie star married to a another big movie star. fairy tale life, you know. but alas, it probably won't come true. and then i'll be forced to work, maybe as a psychiatrist. yuck. i want my rolls royce!

You definitly have the manners to be one.

Why a psychiatrist ???

[narrows eyes]...what the hell did that mean, John?

i love to get inside a person's mind. i love to explore their motivations that drive them to live like they live. i love to see what a person is really made of. that's why a psychiatrist seems like a good choice.

In that case, you seem perfect for the job. :) But doesn't it take a long time studying to a psychiatrist ?? Tell me what you have learned of mine and John.com's personalyties then !:D

well, that's kind of tough. i could be terribly off-base since i've never actually met either one of you...but here goes: Spiderman, you are probably very passionate and do most everything with intensity...[wow. i sound like a telephone psychic!] and you have an open mind about things and tend to learn a lot from those around you when you formulate your opinions instead of just making up your mind and sticking to it no matter what (a la John.com: ). but once you do make your mind up about something, your opinions are still slightly flexible, but you must be presented with something rock solid to sway you. you're probably very loyal to your friends, and (this is a guess) you really LOVE women. am i right? John.com, you are probably quite concerned with honesty and integrity. i imagine that you despise those who lie, and when you do it yourself, you probably feel really bad about it. unless of course, it's on a Beatles page...ha ha ha. i think you probably have an unusually sunny outlook on life, but you're not unrealistic either. i KNOW that you're virtually unswayable in your opinions!: ) i'm thinking also that you have a very good shouting voice (?). ha ha! anyway, i know i'm probably way off with both of you, but you asked for it! [now how do you guys see me? or do i want to know?]

You were almost right. I don't deal with everything in passion. I'm considered lazy sometimes (when something doesn't interest me, like school). Otherwise you were right about me. Heather (not very good at this) you seem like a clever girl who is in some way stubborn. you seem like a happy girl who is loyal with your friends and loves boys. (Probably WAY off, but hey i'm not the psychiatrist, you are !)

You did a pretty good job, though I might be a little more realistic (negative) than sunny. I also have a fairly low voice (bad for shouting). As for you, in addition to what Spidey said, you seem very determined - want things to get done. I can see you sort of being a leader in a group type project or situation. (then again, I could be wrong. there was that housewife thing :->) But you have the mindset to be successful at whatever you decide to do.

actually, you guys aren't very far off at all. not a bad job. we could all open an office...Spiderman, Heather, and John.com, Ph D. ha ha ha! that would certainly be a riot!

Yeah, kinda long way for me to travel, though.:)

Anyway, your analysis was more deeper than mine. :)

so you're a localized superhero, huh? Spiderman is strictly for the Swedish. well that's disappointing.

Gets kinda expensive travelling from country to country, i'm only a poor student, for gods sake ! :)

Spiderman is only a poor student? that's disappointing too.

He is that in the comics too.

I'm the kinda guy who rides thye bike everywhere instead of the bus (too exepensive) or the car (don't have the license)

YOu don't have a liscense?? Too bad

HI!